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Five Signs You’re Using Twitter Too Much
1 min readAug 20, 2020
- You have an account. Seriously, get off.
- You refer to Twitter as “here,” “this place,” “hellsite.” For comparison, regular twitter users will say “Facebook is unhinged.” “Tumblr is Emo.” “Reddit is weird.” “Instagram is too happy”, yet say, “I need to get outta that place.” Is it a bar? A crackhouse? Maybe it is idk.
- You’re blocked by someone at least once a week, but likely it’s once an hour because after you get blocked two or three times, “Who else can I get to block me?” quickly pops into your head. And why not? You’re already on a hellsite. Being blocked is a badge of honor once for Twitter junkies.
- You feel like you know half the planet, deeply and personally. Some normie asks you if you’ve read 12 Rules to be Coma Induced By. “Yeah, I know the nut who wrote it. He blocked me and my 12 alts.”
- You’ve said, “Hold on, let me send this tweet” when the doctor is about to hand you your newborn child.
